How to please a woman
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Soon the
dog demon and his companions took off to continue the pursue after
Naraku. The rest of the day was normal as ever – Sesshomaru was leading
their small group, walking ahead the others, Rin and Kohaku were
chatting with each other. That left Mai spending the time with Jaken and
Ah-Un.
"You saved Sesshomaru-sama, then?" the green imp made sure
for the third time during the conversation. Mai sighed and nodded,
ignoring the look of jealousy on Jaken's face.
"Yes, I told you before. It was just pure luck." She explained patiently. The short demon folded his arms.
"Anyway, what were you doing outside the tent?" he inquired, sending Mai a suspicious look.
The
girl blushed, having remembered what happened last night – she caught
Sesshomaru with that perfect youkai whore Kasumi kissing. Unknowingly,
she clenched her fist and narrowed her eyes, glaring daggers at the dog
demon's back. She was still pissed about that.
"Just taking a stroll." Mai hissed through the clenched teeth.
Jaken
smirked, amused by his companion's reaction to the innocent question.
Lately he felt a little bit left out, as the human girl turned out to be
a useful servant and she got too much attention from Sesshomaru-sama
for his taste. Maybe teasing her would make him feel better. The imp
noticed, the
Mai wore obi around her neck like a scarf for the last few
days, even though it wasn't that cold.
"Mai?" Jaken spoke. The
girl didn't look at him, her face still a little bit flushed. The imp
jumped and grabbed the hem of her scarf. "Why are you wearing this?" he
asked.
Mai tried to free the fabric from Jaken's hold, sending him a pissed look.
"So I don't catch a cold. It's chilly!" she snapped at him. The imp smiled wider.
"You're
sweating!" he retorted. Mai let out an irritated hiss and tried to
punch him on the head, but missed. Jaken made use of the moment, when
she lost her balance and pulled the scarf, till it slid from the girl's
neck.
"Give it back!" Mai shrieked, quickly covering her neck with her hands to keep the hickeys hidden.
Sesshomaru
was slightly irritated by all the noise, that was coming from behind
his back. Most of it was caused by his foolish servants. Although it was
amusing to hear Jaken tease Mai – that was the kind of entertainment
the dog demon appreciated too. After a while the innocent conversation
between Jaken and the woman escalated, as always.
"Give it back!"
Mai's shrieking was hurting the demon's eardrums. The demon looked over
his shoulder, to see what was the commotion about. The green imp was
running in circles, holding the woman's scarf and laughing, while she
was chasing after him, awkwardly grabbing her neck.
Sesshomaru smirked
inwardly, realizing what was the reason of her strange behavior – she
must have been hiding the kiss marks, he placed on her neck not so long
ago. The sight was hilarious, but it could prove itself troublesome if
Jaken saw them – it would bring up unnecessary questions. The dog demon
decided to intervene.
"Freeze!" Mai called after Jaken and
kept on chasing him. Considering how short his legs were, the imp was
awfully fast. The girl was running after him for a while and had the
problem to catch her breath already, but he was still out of her
kicking-range.
"You're slow!" Jaken shouted, just before he crashed into something solid.
Mai
nearly lost her balance, as she stopped, avoiding bumping into the imp
and the person, who stopped him. The thing, that Jaken crashed into,
turned out to be Sesshomaru's boot, that landed flat on Jaken's face.
"Ouch." The imp whimpered, as the dog demon casually stepped on him, snatching Mai's scarf, before it fell to the dirty ground.
The
inu-youkai stalked over to the girl and gently wrapped the cloth around
her neck. The girl's face immediately turned red, as she was standing
like paralyzed in place.
"Interesting marks." Sesshomaru said
quietly, making sure, that no one beside the human woman would hear him.
Apparently teasing her too amusing to resist.
Mai gawked at him,
realizing, that the demonic bastard just spotted the hickeys. If it was
even possible, the shade of her blush turned more scarlet. Crap! How the
hell she was supposed to explain this to him?! She couldn't just tell
him, that it was his own work, it would be too embarrassing.
"It's
a rash!" she said quickly, trying to give Sesshomaru a serious look.
The dog demon arched his eyebrow and Mai just knew, that he wasn't
buying this.
"A rash." He repeated slowly. The girl nodded
enthusiastically, but he was giving her "the look", that was telling
her, that she was behaving like an idiot, trying to fool him. Come on,
he lived for centuries – it was certain, that he would recognize a
hickey if he saw one. Mai turned around from him, readjusting her scarf.
"It's not your business." She mumbled, feeling as though she would self-ignite in any moment from shame.
"Precisely,
your intimate life is of no concern to me." Sesshomaru said before
walking away. Mai was speechless for a moment. What the heck was that?
The arrogant jerk was behaving a little bit odd for some time now, but
this was it. She folded her arms, deciding not to let him have the last
word.
"As yours to me." She said coldly, narrowing her eyes at the
dog demon. "I don't care what you're doing with Kasumi, for example."
Mai words made Sesshomaru freeze in place. The girl smirked to herself, somehow satisfied.
"Do
not drag Kasumi into anything." The dog demon said calmly, even though
on the inside he was far from being calm. The idiot woman was provoking
him again by bringing up the unfortunate event from the last night, when
Kasumi kissed him. To Sesshomaru was it devoid of all meaning, as the
demoness acted on her own accord, but having been seen by Mai made him
feel guilt.
The inu-youkai furrowed his brows. There was no reason
for him to be ashamed, as he did nothing wrong. He decided not be
dragged into the human woman's foolish games. Sesshomaru was not the
one, who would do such a humiliating thing as explaining himself to the
woman. The dog demon exhaled slowly and continued marching.
"Jerk."
Mai muttered under her nose and followed her boss, walking beside
Ah-Un. She failed to notice the looks, that Kohaku and Jaken were giving
her and the inu-youkai. The green imp was massaging his aching forehead
and gawked at his master. There was definitely something strange
happening. Maybe he wasn't wrong about Mai seducing Sesshomaru-sama
after all?
As the hours dragged on, the tension between
Mai and Sesshomaru was getting stronger, making the rest of companions
feel uneasy. Even usually cheerful Rin got silent. Mai sighed heavily.
Lately travelling with the dog demon was like a rollercoaster ride –
just when their relations were getting slightly better, they quarreled
again. One thing was sure – she wouldn't even think of apologizing to
him this time. Maybe bringing up Kasumi was like a kick below waist, but
the damn demon was asking himself for it.
Sesshomaru did not have
to look back to know, that the woman was still angry at him. Her mood
swings have gotten worse lately, any remark could make her a nuisance.
Was she expecting him to explain himself to her like a pup? The
inu-youkai clenched his fist. If she did, she would die of old age
faster, as he would never lower himself to groveling before a female.
She should know better than to act that foolish and appreciate how
lenient he was. He even spared her shame today and all she did was
quarrelling with him.
Suddenly, his youkai senses picked up a
signs of a danger approaching, making him forget his trouble with the
human female. Slowly, Sesshomaru drew Tenseiga and waited for the
attack. Alarmed by the inu-youkai's behavior, the group stopped
immediately. Mai grabbed Rin and put her on Ah-Un's back, while Kohaku
drew his weapon, ready to aid the dog demon in battle.
"Help!" a
man's voice called and soon a fat rat-demon emerged from between the
trees. The youkai was running towards their group at amazing speed,
considering that he was pulling a heavy loaded cart. Mere seconds later,
Mai saw, what he was running away from – a whole dozen of abnormally
big tree-eyed bears was chasing him. The predator youkai were nearly
catching up to him, when Sesshomaru readied himself to strike. The girl
cleared her throat.
"Duck, rat!" she called to the rat-demon as
loud as she could. Luckily, he obeyed her without a moment of hesitation
and ducked just in time to avoid Meidou Zangetsuha gliding right above
his head. Sesshomaru's attack effortlessly obliterated three bear youkai
and successfully gained the attention of the rest of attackers. Now
disinterested in their previous prey, the bears rushed directly at the
inu-youkai, ready to rip him to pieces. Maintaining the stoic face
expression, Sesshomaru swung Tenseiga once more and a jet black crescent
moon got another two. The dog demon managed to defeat three more
opponents with Meidou Zangetsuha, till the bears got too close to fire
another attack.
"Tch!" he hissed, irritated and jumped,
temporarily avoiding the enemies and slid Tenseiga back into its sheath.
Before the bears realized, where he was, Sesshomaru leaped on them from
above, making use of his claws and speed, slicing the remaining demons
with the usual ease. Once done, he stepped over the dead bodies, shaking
the blood off his claws, as he made his way back to the group.
However,
the fat rat-demon found himself between the inu-youkai and his
companions, falling to his knees before Sesshomaru and banging his
forehead against the ground.
"Thank you, my lord, thank you for
saving me!" he shrieked, groveling at the dog-demon's feet. The
inu-youkai sent him a disgusted look.
"Move." He said shortly, but the rat seemed not to pay any attention.
"I am most grateful for saving my life, my lord!" he kept on thanking. Sesshomaru furrowed his brows.
"Move before I will cut you." He repeated.
The
rat immediately stopped thanking and banging his forehead against the
ground at the threat. He stood up right away and moved himself from the
dog-demon's way, grabbing his cart, or rather its remains, as
Sesshomaru's Meidou Zangetsuha sent the upper half of it into the
netherworld.
"How can I repay you, my lord?" the rat-demon kept blabbering, following the irritated inu-youkai.
"Disappear."
Sesshomaru growled to the irritating pest. He felt an urge to cut down
the noisy rat, but he could not do it in front of Rin. Killing the
unarmed peddler was different from obliterating the attacking enemy.
This was no sight for the young child. Besides, the inu-youkai was not
eager to be lectured by the woman if he would do that. He was not that
stupid to add the oil to the fire.
"My lord, I'm just a poor
merchant, but maybe one of these may be to your liking!" the rat kept
pestering Sesshomaru, pointing his ruined cart. The inu-youkai narrowed
his eyes at him in a silent threat, but the peddler was stupidly bold
and began showing his merchandise, what turned out to be umbrellas. The
rat cast a quick glance at the group, accompanying his savior and
grinned at the dog demon. "My lord, maybe the beautiful miss would like
one of my umbrellas?"
Sesshomaru was close to ignoring the voice
of common sense and cut down the annoying peddler anyway, but his last
words made him change his mind. Perhaps it would be wise to get the
woman a gift. It was known, that females liked those things and Mai was
no different in this matter. Surely a simple item would please her,
maybe enough to make her forget about being insufferably angry at him.
"Show
me your best merchandise." The dog demon commanded the rat. The peddler
immediately clapped his hands and jumped to his cart, as he began
pulling out one umbrella after another, letting Sesshomaru examined them.
Mai
folded her arms, feeling a little bit impatient. What the hell was
Sesshomaru thinking, dawdling like that? Well, at least he didn't murder
the poor merchant. Finally, the dog demon picked one of the umbrellas
and the peddler was on his way. The inu-youkai began walking away in the
opposite direction, holding the folded umbrella. Mai furrowed her
brows, wondering why did he need an umbrella.
"Wait for us, Sesshomaru-sama!" Jaken called after his master and all the companions followed their leader.
After another hour of walking, the inu-youkai called Mai.
"Woman,
come here." He said loudly, without looking back. The girl narrowed her
eyes at him, additionally pissed by his rudeness. She thought, that the
tone he used was close to whistling on a dog, so she stubbornly refused
to listen to him. "Woman!"
Sesshomaru furrowed his brows, after
he called the insufferable female for the second time. He was certain,
that she heard him what meant, that she was ignoring him. The urge to
throttle her was rising, but the demon managed to keep it under control.
From experience he knew, that it was nearly impossible to discipline
her.
"Mai, come." He called, trying to sound as polite as possible, avoiding to show his annoyance.
Mai's
eyes widened, when she heard Sesshomaru call her by her name. She
gulped. Crap. This meant she was in trouble now. Everything indicated,
that she had overdone it a bit and pissed the demonic asshole. She hiked
the hem of her kimono and ran to him without delay, praying, that there
wouldn't be any strangling or other means of showing his dominance
involved. The girl slowed down, once she was side by side with
Sesshomaru and looked at his face, trying to figure out, how scared she
should be. The inu-youkai had his usual poker face, but Mai could tell,
that his teeth were slightly clenched – so he was pissed. Her thoughts
began racing. How could she end this unpleasant situation fast?
Apologize and tell him, that he's the boss? Wouldn't it sound fake?
Before the girl decided on anything, Sesshomaru spoke.
"This
is for you." He said, almost inaudibly. The demon's voice sounded, as
though he forced the words to come out of his throat.
"Eh?" Mai
gawked at his face, baffled by his strange behavior. Then she looked
down and saw Sesshomaru outstretching his hand, holding the umbrella he
just bought. The girl furrowed her brows. Don't tell me, that…
"Take it!" Sesshomaru growled, irritated by how long took the woman to understand his offer.
Mai
instantly grabbed the item and stared at it, before examining the gift,
she just received. The umbrella was beautiful – it was made of the
finest fabric and wood, decorated with delicate golden ornament. The
cloth wasn't a plain one – there were colorful autumn leaves embroidered
on it. Green, yellow, orange and red mixed with each other, creating a
perfect symphony of shades. There was no doubt about it – she was
holding a masterpiece in her hands. More importantly, it was a gift from
Sesshomaru. She stole a glance at the demon's face, but it was pretty
much unreadable. Nevertheless, she had a feeling, that he was slightly
embarrassed, as he was stubbornly avoiding her gaze. Mai smiled to
herself. Apparently, he gave her this umbrella to make up for the
earlier. It was a cheap trick, but at least he was trying. She decided
to let him off the hook for a while.
"I like it very much. Thank
you." She said honestly to the demon. Sesshomaru glanced at her briefly,
with a strange look in his eyes, before quickly breaking the
eye-contact.
"Hn."
Mai rolled her eyes. Some things never change.
Jaken
narrowed his eyes, while observing Sesshomaru-sama and Mai. He figured
out, that earlier he was close to discovering the truth, but got one
thing wrong – it wasn't Mai seducing his master, it was the opposite.
There were signs earlier, but he, Jaken, failed to interpret them right.
Sesshomaru-sama was exceptionally lenient towards her unforgivable
behavior, was protecting her no matter what and now showering her with
gifts. That were the typical actions of a man, who's courting a woman.
The imp wondered if his master was even aware of what he was doing.
Jaken knew for sure, that Mai was oblivious for it. Nothing good would
come out of it…
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